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As many of you may know, Sourdough Sarah selected some rather offbeat names for her kids: Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper. Enter the Sarah Palin Baby-Name Generator: You enter your full name, and it spits out what your name would be if you were born to Sarah Palin.

Mine would be: “Plank Castle Palin”

Addendum: In retrospect, having become slightly more conscious after a cup o’ joe, I hate this post.

This is at least a little bit amusing.

Thanks to SlashFilm for the heads up.

you fell asleep watching a DVD

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And from the side.

Found this on a friends blog. http://www.stillmusic.com/wordpress/?p=59

If you grow up in Hawaii , raised by your grandparents, you’re ‘exotic, different.’

Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, a quintessential American story.

If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

Name your kids Willow , Trig and Track, you’re a maverick.

Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.

If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.

If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to become the country’s second highest ranking executive.

If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a real Christian.

If you cheated on your first wife for years with other women and with a very rich young heiress, then left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian.

If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you’re very responsible.

If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t represent America ’s.

If your husband is nicknamed ‘First Dude’, with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…

OK, much clearer now

Unfortunately uncensored after the jump.

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I can’t post it here cause we’re not allowed to have nekkid on the Disney new version of FoB, so you’ll just have to go see for yourself.
oh yeah if it aint safe for fob it’s nsfw.

Stink’s post of Don Rickles’ death scene from Innocent Blood (what I believe was the first mob/vampire movie) reminded me of a funny story about Don Rickles.
Back a few years ago, when the first Family Guy boxed set came out, my east coast friend Shannon found the address of Alex Borstein’s (the voice of Lois) talent agency and sent the cover of the set to her to get signed.  Alex was gracious enough to sign it and send it back.  I was chatting with Shannon about how cool that was one day, and joked that I should send Alex Borstein a picture of herself pasted on someone else’s body, and ask her to sign it.  Quickly what started as idle what-ifs became determination.  When Shannon asked who I should paste her head to, I immediately, and mysteriously said Don Rickles.  Why?  To this day, I still have no idea.  It’s just the first name that popped into my head.

So I got on eBay and searched for Don Rickles.  Lo and behold, I found an 8×10 glossy B&W with not one, but three pictures of Don.  I bid and handily won the auction, because really, who else bids on photos of Don Rickles.  As soon as I got it in the mail I printed out three pictures of Alex Borstein I had downloaded from the internet, cut the heads off them and taped them to Don Rickles’ faces.  I sealed them in an envelope with a letter explaining to Alex Borstein that I wanted an autographed picture of her, but that I couldn’t afford to buy the photo, so I pasted her faces on Don Rickles and figured that was good enough.  Then I mailed it off.

A few weeks later, I got a package from Hollywood.  Not only did she sign and return the Rickles/Borstein photos, but she included an 8×10 of herself that she signed at well, with the note, “Your nuts.”  Of course, her misspelling of you’re may or may not have been intentional.  I like to think she was referencing my testicles.

Then Shannon, not to be outdone, took a white paper napkin with a coffee stain on it, and sketched a representation of the Rickles/Borstein photo on it, even replacing one of Alex’s heads with Lois Griffin’s, enclosed a note that she too wanted an autograph, but couldn’t even afford a Don Rickles photo.  She too got an autograph on the napkin and an 8×10.

Some day, I’ll meet Alex Borstein and I’ll be able to say, “I’m the Don Rickles photo guy!” and she’ll know EXACTLY who I am.

One of these days, I’ll have to dig up the photos and post them here.  They’re hilarious.

Say what you will, I think Don Rickles made one of the scariest - if not the shortest-lived - vampires ever.

Overall, however, the scene is hilarious.

From John Landis’ Innocent Blood (1992)

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